| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 93.3% Never taken out of the packaging | 61.8% |
| Shamelessness | 97.6% Has yet to see self in mirror | 77% |
| Sex Drive | 100% | 75.2% |
| Straightness | 100% | 40.6% |
| Gayness | 100% | 79.7% |
| Fucking Sick | 93.8% Refreshingly normal | 88.1% |
| You are 94.63% pure Average Score: 69.7% | ||
I'm DEFFENTLY not your normal 22 year old woman....